Mr. Kucinich
I talked to Merlin the other day. I remembered his mentioning that he would be interviewing Dennis Kucinich on his radio show. And so, the conversation:
Me: When will you be interviewing Kucinich?
Merlin: I’m not really sure…
Me: Why’s that?
Merlin: Well, his campaign is run by transcendental meditators. Apparently they’re really disorganized.
Further talks with Merlin and others have revealed the the answer to the question “Why does the socialist organization on campus charge money for its newspapers?” is “Because it needs the money to print more newspapers.”