Rational Action

Here’s a quick overview of the most important events in the recent past. Since brevity is the soul of wit, I will keep the descriptions short. We’re going for maximum entertainment:

1. On what I believe to be Tuesday night, I awoke at 4am and sauntered over to my desk. I decided I wanted a drink of water. I proceeded to squirt some of my contact lens solution (or, as I must have thought, my contact lens juice) into my cup. It tasted salty.
2. Frankie’s friend, who once thought I was “pretty hot”, now says I’m only getting a 3 out of 10 on the hotness scale. I’m working on it.
3. I set a new record on Thursday, writing a 1450 word essay in roughly 4 hours. That’s 362.5 words per hour, 6 words per minute, or .1 words per second. Touch me.
4. On Friday I discovered that consecutive finals result in additive not multiplicative suckiness. In other words, it wasn’t all that bad.

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