International Relations

Recently in my international politics class we studied the proper direction for the United States to take in its “Grand Strategy”. We learned about the Democratic Peace Theory. Now I have something to propose, uniting the two:

The Hey Ya Peace Theory.

Logic: If residents of State A and State B listen to Hey Ya, States A and B will not fight a war.

Empirical Evidence: Everyone gets up and dances when he/she hears Hey Ya no matter his/her denomination, demographic, musical preference, sexual preference, etc.

Theoretical Basis: State behavior derives from individual behavior.

Potential Responses: The Way You Move Peace Theory, Bombs Over Baghdad Hypothesis

4 Responses to “International Relations”

  1. nick Says:

    lol

  2. Jenn Says:

    I can see Saddam shakin’ it like a poloroid picture while Tony Blair lends some sugar (like he’s his neighbor).

  3. steve Says:

    hey ya, ho ya, hi ya, ya ya.

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