Why I’m Eagerly Awaiting the Weekend

The thought process last night was something like this:

I’m going to set my alarm for 7:30. That way I’ll get up early, take a shower, and finish my poli sci essay.

Immediately after I turned off the alarm this morning, I thought:

I’m going to sit in my bed for a little bit and think about my poli sci essay.

For some reason I fell back asleep “thinking” about the poli sci essay. When I woke up it was 8:20. I set the alarm for 8:30, woke up then, and went to class sans shower. The poli sci essay still isn’t really done, and it’s due with another unstarted and equally long essay in 22 hours.

It’s 6pm, why am I wasting time writing this? BECAUSE MIDTERMS SUCK! (If you’re in high school reading this and think midterms might not suck, let me assure you, they do. You will not escape their suckiness.)

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