Rational Action

(14:51:56) Jazzrock12: so you want me to put the cable in your mailbox?
(14:55:15) blat022: at 5
(14:55:43) Jazzrock12: i work til 5
(14:55:46) blat022: bulllshit
(14:55:51) blat022: let me talk to your supervisor.
(14:56:02) Jazzrock12: merritt[xxx]@aol.com
(14:56:11) Jazzrock12: that’s really my boss
(14:56:53) blat022: just sent

And then:
(16:24:09) Merritt[xxx]: Hello dear sir,
I was curious if one of your employees, Adam Fitzgerald Sacarny has to
work till 5 o’clock on July 31. Thank you for your time.
Ethan Feuer
(16:24:13) Merritt[xxx]: is this kid gay?
(16:25:35) Jazzrock12: it was a nice gesture was it not?
(16:25:44) Merritt[xxx]: very special

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